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WORLD CUP 2026
DRAFT TRACKER

Ash vs Sam. 48 nations. One chaotic scoreboard.

πŸ“‰ LOSING
A

ASH

137

PTS

⚑ DRAFTED SQUAD

πŸ‡«πŸ‡· FranceπŸ‡³πŸ‡± NetherlandsπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ USAπŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ ColombiaπŸ‡­πŸ‡· CroatiaπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ώ Uzbekistan
πŸ‘‘ WINNING
S

SAM

160

PTS

⚑ DRAFTED SQUAD

πŸ‡§πŸ‡· BrazilπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ SpainπŸ‡²πŸ‡¦ MoroccoπŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ NorwayπŸ‡²πŸ‡½ MexicoπŸ‡¨πŸ‡© DR Congo

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England's Toughest Test Yet: Can They Survive the Azteca? | Talkin' Ballocks | #6

Our first ever in-person episode! We watched England play from a pub in Dublin, surrounded by Irish fans booing every England touch. Fitting, because England served up 74 minutes of pure stress before scraping past DR Congo 2-1, rescued (again) by Harry Kane. Sam and Ash review the great escape, hand out brutal player ratings, and preview a terrifying last-16 tie against Mexico at altitude.

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